that moment when the person driving behind you gets road rage, tailgates, and then tries to look bad ass in their mustang, but instead looks dumb as fuck when they hit the gas on a huge patch of gravel. dumb as fuck
I wanna chill with someone, and not in the above-the-influence kind of way.
bethanymaetrent replied to your post: this kid in my class today ate a whole tube of… I thought my Burt’s Bees diet was a pretty wise choice. haha Jesse can’t take a dare as a joke. Someone should dare him to jump off a bridge. that’s evil.
yesterday I went to church. we wrote some stuff on paper and burned it in a pan. The preacher asked us to find a partner and put a cross on their forehead. As I was putting the cross on my partner’s head, I said “Simbahhhhh.”
this kid in my class today ate a whole tube of chapstick, looked on the back of the tube, and realized that ingesting the stuff is harmful. fucking brilliant. I love this generation
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